"So…what’s your real name, lass?"
”Mary Read to my mum. And them I call friends.”
it’d be nice to get a “hey i’d fuck you” every once in a while
do u ever go to reblog a cool post but then
and out of spite u just
so tonight my philosophy professor had these nasty bruises all over her arms and she stopped mid-lecture to say “sorry you guys have to look at my bruised-up body, my friend brought a stripper pole over for thanksgiving and that shit is not easy. tip your strippers. tip your strippers well” and then immediately kept talking about philosophy
today in english class someone was playing dubstep and my teacher asked “who’s listening to a pencil sharpener”